Hey honey, I got you a window seat! I know how much you hate not having one.

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Summer is coming. So is your wife’s instructor.'

Summer is coming. So is your wife’s instructor.

After party hours out side the club with your bud when everyone left'

After party hours out side the club with your bud when everyone left

Take my baby. Breed yourself.'

Take my baby. Breed yourself.

Mom let's you dry hump her'

Mom let's you dry hump her

The best daddies have solutions to your issues (hint: dignity ain’t one)'

The best daddies have solutions to your issues (hint: dignity ain’t one)

Totally straight relationship goals'

Totally straight relationship goals

I love to dress up'

I love to dress up

If your roommate never shuts up you have to handle him the right way or else you'll never get a moment of peace'

If your roommate never shuts up you have to handle him the right way or else you'll never get a moment of peace

Wife visits “best friend” on Christmas to gift her work husband'

Wife visits “best friend” on Christmas to gift her work husband

I wanna try being a girl'

I wanna try being a girl

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