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It's not cheating if it doesn't go inside me'

It's not cheating if it doesn't go inside me

The babysitter candidates always ask why the medical insurance specifically doesn't cover abortions. I just shrug.'

The babysitter candidates always ask why the medical insurance specifically doesn't cover abortions. I just shrug.

You're not gay or anything, it's just a joke.....'

You're not gay or anything, it's just a joke.....

Honestly, how is stretching "gay"?! If my yoga coach says it's helping, then it does... at least, I think it does?'

Honestly, how is stretching "gay"?! If my yoga coach says it's helping, then it does... at least, I think it does?

Cheer Tryouts!'

Unique Relationship'

Unique Relationship

Why try and get a career when you can just cook, clean, and fuck!'

Why try and get a career when you can just cook, clean, and fuck!

hope you enjoy the view'

Hope you enjoy the view

Your neighbors probably already know you're a slut'

Your neighbors probably already know you're a slut

Your teammates wanted to meet for some group activity. They are really more athletic than you babe.'

Your teammates wanted to meet for some group activity. They are really more athletic than you babe.

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