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Tribute day to the inferior gender....'

Tribute day to the inferior gender....

You'll have to help me till I get a next one.'

You'll have to help me till I get a next one.

Establishing the alpha'

Establishing the alpha

It’s just two buds netflix and chilling….that’s all? Nothing gay about it👀'

It’s just two buds netflix and chilling….that’s all? Nothing gay about it👀

A blowjob isn't cheating... Right?'

A blowjob isn't cheating... Right?

Mommy gives me a massage after a rough week'

Mommy gives me a massage after a rough week

Daddy lessons: a lazy afternoon teaching your daughter to suck cock is a perfect bonding activity'

Daddy lessons: a lazy afternoon teaching your daughter to suck cock is a perfect bonding activity

She's worth the cost'

She's worth the cost

Be a good bro and help your friends out. It's only natural.'

Be a good bro and help your friends out. It's only natural.

I want you to feel the pain whore.'

I want you to feel the pain whore.

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