He uses you every night now and you love it

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Some Beach Fun With a Friend'

Some Beach Fun With a Friend

we can all agree with this'

We can all agree with this

You are nothing but a sextoy for men'

You are nothing but a sextoy for men

Say you had an emergency daddy 😍 go MIA for the holidays…. & you’ll be here, fucking my brains out. You can answer her calls with drained balls… ♥️ I’ll be here to make you feel less guilty.'

Say you had an emergency daddy 😍 go MIA for the holidays…. & you’ll be here, fucking my brains out. You can answer her calls with drained balls… ♥️ I’ll be here to make you feel less guilty.

Just buds being buds, not gay at all ❤️'

Just buds being buds, not gay at all ❤️

Normalising incest to help her friends' brothers get pussy'

Normalising incest to help her friends' brothers get pussy

My favourite way'

My favourite way

Being the cool uncle pays off'

Being the cool uncle pays off

Bachelorette parties are minefields'

Bachelorette parties are minefields

He always told us that you were a whore. I guess it just takes a couple of drinks at a Christmas party to find out for myself.'

He always told us that you were a whore. I guess it just takes a couple of drinks at a Christmas party to find out for myself.

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