He paid for the drinks, it’d just be rude not to pay him back!

Still Straight Captions

Video Captions

Drunk Doll Ready to Play'

Drunk Doll Ready to Play

Teach these whores exactly where they belong and what they are worth.'

Teach these whores exactly where they belong and what they are worth.

Lol. Always so funny when they pretend they don't actually want to swallow every single drop of it. Pathetic whores.'

Lol. Always so funny when they pretend they don't actually want to swallow every single drop of it. Pathetic whores.

Best way to end a hard fuck, is knocked up'

Best way to end a hard fuck, is knocked up

Dumb That Hot Brain Down & Ride The Fluffy Wave'

Dumb That Hot Brain Down & Ride The Fluffy Wave

It’s only right to be the cumdump if you’ve got the smallest cock in the group'

It’s only right to be the cumdump if you’ve got the smallest cock in the group

It’s not gay, we are just doing this because we are broke! And of course, you need to be the girl with your ass and I was built to be the man with my cock! It’s a match made in porn heaven!'

It’s not gay, we are just doing this because we are broke! And of course, you need to be the girl with your ass and I was built to be the man with my cock! It’s a match made in porn heaven!

Night shifts are fun'

Night shifts are fun

Your wife picks up guys to fuck from anywhere.. and they always fuck her raw'

Your wife picks up guys to fuck from anywhere.. and they always fuck her raw

You’re just a fuckhole'

You’re just a fuckhole

Show more

Random Porn Caption