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Love our prank wars'

Love our prank wars

You need it more than you know'

You need it more than you know

It's not gay if she tells you to suck cock, just do it'

It's not gay if she tells you to suck cock, just do it

My bf will understand right?? Im just to addicted to creampies…'

My bf will understand right?? Im just to addicted to creampies…

That’s the Mom effect'

That’s the Mom effect

Tha balls are important, sissy'

Tha balls are important, sissy

He's a nice man'

He's a nice man

This makes you beautiful'

This makes you beautiful

Don’t worry, she still loves you. She just also loves your roomates dick.'

Don’t worry, she still loves you. She just also loves your roomates dick.

I always end up getting used like their personal fuck-toy'

I always end up getting used like their personal fuck-toy

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