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Good sluts say "Please" if they want to be raped and "Thank you" if it's already happened.'

Good sluts say "Please" if they want to be raped and "Thank you" if it's already happened.

Valentine's Day went off the rails'

Valentine's Day went off the rails

You paid for an all-inclusive vacation for your wife and your nephew, and yet the fucking ingrate had the nerve to lock you in the hotel bathroom without your phone. You're sure your wife will come looking for you any minute now...'

You paid for an all-inclusive vacation for your wife and your nephew, and yet the fucking ingrate had the nerve to lock you in the hotel bathroom without your phone. You're sure your wife will come looking for you any minute now...

Dad couldn’t believe his daughter had finally agreed to give him a blowjob'

Dad couldn’t believe his daughter had finally agreed to give him a blowjob

Ain't no way this is gay 🥵'

Ain't no way this is gay 🥵

That's what you want slut...don't even act like it isn't.'

That's what you want slut...don't even act like it isn't.

When promises are made like this, you know she's serious. How far will she go to keep her word?'

When promises are made like this, you know she's serious. How far will she go to keep her word?

Time fore Refuel!'

Time fore Refuel!

Fantasy is fun, making it happen is amazing😘'

Fantasy is fun, making it happen is amazing😘

Her parents are going to be so disappointed'

Her parents are going to be so disappointed

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