He Decides When You're Allowed To Breathe

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Just because she's your daughter doesn't mean you should mansplain BBC to her—she might go out of her way to prove you wrong.'

Just because she's your daughter doesn't mean you should mansplain BBC to her—she might go out of her way to prove you wrong.

All your friends knew what was happening to your girlfriend behind that door'

All your friends knew what was happening to your girlfriend behind that door

Once again, I pick mom.'

Once again, I pick mom.

wife stepped up for BBC'

Wife stepped up for BBC

You dont mind me that i treat her this rough if you are not around right?'

You dont mind me that i treat her this rough if you are not around right?

Your Duties Never End'

Your Duties Never End

Human qualities'

Human qualities

My buds always love dropping by for a totally "straight" goon session'

My buds always love dropping by for a totally "straight" goon session

When life gives you a big bro who insists on being generous... you just have to swallow your pride. Or something like that.'

When life gives you a big bro who insists on being generous... you just have to swallow your pride. Or something like that.

Your ex had successfully completed her "Homewrecker" workout plan...'

Your ex had successfully completed her "Homewrecker" workout plan...

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