Having reminders everywhere keeps me from forgetting important things

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She has only nice things to say about him'

She has only nice things to say about him

I found the perfect bull, but it just so happens to be my boyfriend's dad'

I found the perfect bull, but it just so happens to be my boyfriend's dad

It's inevitable'

It's inevitable

Shut the fuck up and take it'

Shut the fuck up and take it

He'll probably forgive.......'

He'll probably forgive.......

Morning Masturbation Mantras'

Morning Masturbation Mantras

We had lots of fun'

We had lots of fun

What else is she good for'

What else is she good for

That's how fucktoys should be put back in their place when they're done emptying balls.'

That's how fucktoys should be put back in their place when they're done emptying balls.

Which type are you?'

Which type are you?

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