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when your only talent is the size of your boobs'

When your only talent is the size of your boobs

Neither me or my brother could decide who's daughter had the most talented mouth.'

Neither me or my brother could decide who's daughter had the most talented mouth.

I walked in on my best friend fucking my wife'

I walked in on my best friend fucking my wife

Cucky's Only Job: Licking Up the Aftermath'

Cucky's Only Job: Licking Up the Aftermath

Stroke It Sad Boy While Your Queen Gets Slammed by a Real Man'

Stroke It Sad Boy While Your Queen Gets Slammed by a Real Man

Naughty Gender Rebels: A Steamy Betrayal'

Naughty Gender Rebels: A Steamy Betrayal

Shut the cunts mouth up with cock'

Shut the cunts mouth up with cock

Ever thought about why you know so many people with September birthdays?'

Ever thought about why you know so many people with September birthdays?

Your priorities have changed..'

Your priorities have changed..

thank Daddy for treating you the way you deserve!'

Thank Daddy for treating you the way you deserve!

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