Fuck salad, I need meat in my life

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I was helping my stroke bud im totally straight!!'

I was helping my stroke bud im totally straight!!

My boyfriend didn't think this through properly'

My boyfriend didn't think this through properly

Don't fight it. You deserve the abuse'

Don't fight it. You deserve the abuse

If you're good, I might even make a caption out of you'

If you're good, I might even make a caption out of you

Being objectified means being pretty. Just smile and be happy he thinks your body is good enough to grope'

Being objectified means being pretty. Just smile and be happy he thinks your body is good enough to grope

I've fucked most of the men in my husband's company'

I've fucked most of the men in my husband's company

Many don't even know they are cockwarmers until a man in their life teaches them'

Many don't even know they are cockwarmers until a man in their life teaches them

He’s such a good builder'

He’s such a good builder

You sure you wanna dress like that? 🤭🫣'

You sure you wanna dress like that? 🤭🫣

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