For those still fighting the inevitable

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Stay dumb and serve, it’s better that way.'

Stay dumb and serve, it’s better that way.

If you can’t get a girlfriend, just become one'

If you can’t get a girlfriend, just become one

You can’t leave him hangin'

You can’t leave him hangin

She Asked For It'

She Asked For It

Just kneel and say im your toy master let's see how many toys we have'

Just kneel and say im your toy master let's see how many toys we have

I wasn't focused on what my boyfriend wanted after I ran into my ex today'

I wasn't focused on what my boyfriend wanted after I ran into my ex today

She is insanely hot'

She is insanely hot

We have beers, weed, video games and all the time in the world, bro. Just let yourself go, boys night is as straight as things get.'

We have beers, weed, video games and all the time in the world, bro. Just let yourself go, boys night is as straight as things get.

Cheaper and disposable. Plus it cleans up after itself.'

Cheaper and disposable. Plus it cleans up after itself.

She didn't even feel bad.'

She didn't even feel bad.

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