For all the "smart" cunts on here...this is reality. Let your pretensions fall aside.

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He just needed some practice for his date later that night'

He just needed some practice for his date later that night

Girls night 🥰'

Girls night 🥰

Getting ready for the weekend—gotta stretch this tight hole for action'

Getting ready for the weekend—gotta stretch this tight hole for action

Damn Right It's Better Than Nothing, Cuck!'

Damn Right It's Better Than Nothing, Cuck!

Sneaky Thrills: Choosing Her Over the Missus Gets Me Hard'

Sneaky Thrills: Choosing Her Over the Missus Gets Me Hard

My wife had to use the bathroom on our road trip, and her sister told me to pull it out.'

My wife had to use the bathroom on our road trip, and her sister told me to pull it out.

Repeat after me: Please turn my brain off'

Repeat after me: Please turn my brain off

Naughty Taboo Temptations: A Wild Ride'

Naughty Taboo Temptations: A Wild Ride

How many ways can we make her cum? Let's test every damn one.'

How many ways can we make her cum? Let's test every damn one.

My husband thinks I use condoms with my bull...'

My husband thinks I use condoms with my bull...

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