"First Date" translates to "whenever we see you in the street" in case you dumb whores didn't get it.

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Better than therapy'

Better than therapy

he's keeping me away from overthinking about my husband'

He's keeping me away from overthinking about my husband

Wifey's Naughty Secret: Helping Him Out with Her Special Skills'

Wifey's Naughty Secret: Helping Him Out with Her Special Skills

Unleash Your Inner Sissy Slut with a BBC'

Unleash Your Inner Sissy Slut with a BBC

It’s totally straight if it’s you and your buddy doing it! Because you both cancel each other…so it can never be gay! I promise the math checks out👀'

It’s totally straight if it’s you and your buddy doing it! Because you both cancel each other…so it can never be gay! I promise the math checks out👀

Filthy RAW Affair: Cheating With No Regrets'

Filthy RAW Affair: Cheating With No Regrets

Mom crawling'

I love road trips with my daughter.'

I love road trips with my daughter.

Redefining sisterhood, one friend at a time. She’ll thank you for it'

Redefining sisterhood, one friend at a time. She’ll thank you for it

Begged for It, Dreamed of It, Born to Be a Triple-Threat Pleasure Puppet'

Begged for It, Dreamed of It, Born to Be a Triple-Threat Pleasure Puppet

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