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Every Hole's a Hot Pocket for Daddy's Thick Treat'

Every Hole's a Hot Pocket for Daddy's Thick Treat

Your true place in society'

Your true place in society

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Brace yourself, naughty princess - it's gonna get way filthier

We don't care who you are, we just need a hole to use.'

We don't care who you are, we just need a hole to use.

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I ended up in bed with my friend, and now I need to tell my boyfriend'

I ended up in bed with my friend, and now I need to tell my boyfriend

christmas is all about giving... and receiving. merry xmas!'

Christmas is all about giving... and receiving. merry xmas!

Even if it is every single weekend, boys nights are totally still straight…😵‍💫'

Even if it is every single weekend, boys nights are totally still straight…😵‍💫

What would you do? 😍'

What would you do? 😍

I hope the wife doesn't want to come to these anymore'

I hope the wife doesn't want to come to these anymore

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