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Have you been enlightened yet ? :) ;)'

Have you been enlightened yet ? :) ;)

When you left for work, your girl and your roommate were in a big argument. You messaged him asked if they were okay. He sent you this.'

When you left for work, your girl and your roommate were in a big argument. You messaged him asked if they were okay. He sent you this.

You're a natural sissy!'

You're a natural sissy!

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Who sluts share with their friends'

Who sluts share with their friends

Heating "broke" 😉 Again 🥵'

Heating "broke" 😉 Again 🥵

I wanna let older men knock me up, it’s what my cunt is for ;)'

I wanna let older men knock me up, it’s what my cunt is for ;)

Your wife finally agreed to a threesome with another woman. But it doesn't seem to be a threesome anymore.'

Your wife finally agreed to a threesome with another woman. But it doesn't seem to be a threesome anymore.

It was easy to convince my dumb boyfriend that I wasn't cheating on him as long I was "hanging out" with my brother'

It was easy to convince my dumb boyfriend that I wasn't cheating on him as long I was "hanging out" with my brother

Its finally happening'

Its finally happening

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