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I was enjoying myself too much, I didn't wanna pick up the phone and speak to my boyfriend'

I was enjoying myself too much, I didn't wanna pick up the phone and speak to my boyfriend

Spread your cheeks for men.'

Spread your cheeks for men.

It's getting harder and harder to justify all this, bud...'

It's getting harder and harder to justify all this, bud...

Daughter lessons: always drink Daddy’s special milk as often as possible, especially before school!'

Daughter lessons: always drink Daddy’s special milk as often as possible, especially before school!

Thanks babe'

This is like me at yesterday's singles party'

This is like me at yesterday's singles party

Shhhh'

Mom rides Dick ! -(Sound for mobile in commnts)'

Mom rides Dick ! -(Sound for mobile in commnts)

Now thats how you take care of your mom'

Now thats how you take care of your mom

It meant nothing babe I swear!'

It meant nothing babe I swear!

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