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Incase you forgot!'

Incase you forgot!

He’s simply younger and bigger…'

He’s simply younger and bigger…

You know what makes you valuable… why make yourself miserable fighting what’s natural?'

You know what makes you valuable… why make yourself miserable fighting what’s natural?

Your buddy helps you train for the hotdog eating competition'

Your buddy helps you train for the hotdog eating competition

She Craved It Rough & Ready'

She Craved It Rough & Ready

His wife doesn't let him fuck her raw... But I do.'

His wife doesn't let him fuck her raw... But I do.

Dive deep into her wild history without a second thought!'

Dive deep into her wild history without a second thought!

It’s not gay you’re just giving me a new kind of massage buddy….'

It’s not gay you’re just giving me a new kind of massage buddy….

Embrace that holy cock and serve it like a good girl'

Embrace that holy cock and serve it like a good girl

I love obedient sluts'

I love obedient sluts

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