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The real reason your sisters bf has been at your house so much...'

The real reason your sisters bf has been at your house so much...

My BF doesn’t use Reddit… so this should be safe here 🙈'

My BF doesn’t use Reddit… so this should be safe here 🙈

I'm just watching awkwardly'

I'm just watching awkwardly

They won't be straight for long 🤭'

They won't be straight for long 🤭

When I tell my bf I’m going on deliveries, he thinks I mean Uber 🤭'

When I tell my bf I’m going on deliveries, he thinks I mean Uber 🤭

Anything for bad men.'

Anything for bad men.

You thought she was saving herself for you'

You thought she was saving herself for you

A good deal'

When daddy invites friends, multitasking is required ❤️'

When daddy invites friends, multitasking is required ❤️

You first turned Sissy to help, now you can’t ever go back'

You first turned Sissy to help, now you can’t ever go back

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