Conspiracy Theory

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If you feel you're "too soft", you too should consult your local masculine hunk ;)'

If you feel you're "too soft", you too should consult your local masculine hunk ;)

Slapping is a form of love, the more you are slapped and fucked rough, the more we love you'

Slapping is a form of love, the more you are slapped and fucked rough, the more we love you

You were dating the office slut.'

You were dating the office slut.

Women are weak'

Their size doesn't matter, they're still bigger than your brain,take them out and display them to us'

Their size doesn't matter, they're still bigger than your brain,take them out and display them to us

Easy Self Facial with a little help from yoga instructor'

Easy Self Facial with a little help from yoga instructor

POV: Your girl’s out partying and your buddy sends you snaps like this'

POV: Your girl’s out partying and your buddy sends you snaps like this

It's way better bro'

It's way better bro

The smaller they are, the kinkier you have to be to get men's attention'

The smaller they are, the kinkier you have to be to get men's attention

You saw his Ad and HAD to submit to him.'

You saw his Ad and HAD to submit to him.

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