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My daughters all get the same gift when they turn 18.'

My daughters all get the same gift when they turn 18.

Cute is...good, right?'

Cute is...good, right?

Paying for my faults'

Paying for my faults

If your pain isn’t making a Man’s cock throb, you’re not doing a good enough job. Make her feel pain. The cunt will thank you for it.'

If your pain isn’t making a Man’s cock throb, you’re not doing a good enough job. Make her feel pain. The cunt will thank you for it.

Halloween misunderstanding'

Halloween misunderstanding

This is where she goes late at night when you invite me to a sleepover.'

This is where she goes late at night when you invite me to a sleepover.

"you suck my tits better than he does."'

"you suck my tits better than he does."

You and her ex both jerk off to the same thought'

You and her ex both jerk off to the same thought

It’s not gay, it’s a normal reaction to have bud!'

It’s not gay, it’s a normal reaction to have bud!

Women' rights are really important, guys haha so say a right that these walking sex toys deserve'

Women' rights are really important, guys haha so say a right that these walking sex toys deserve

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