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Girls don't like beta white knights.. they'd much rather get with the confident assertive guy'

Girls don't like beta white knights.. they'd much rather get with the confident assertive guy

Your girl was hiding things from you...'

Your girl was hiding things from you...

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Numbers Don't Lie [Betacrusher666 on Imagefap]

we dont "fuck" you , we use your holes to jerk off'

We dont "fuck" you , we use your holes to jerk off

I Felt So Bad for My Son’s Teacher, He Had to Deal with My Bully Son Every Fucking Day'

I Felt So Bad for My Son’s Teacher, He Had to Deal with My Bully Son Every Fucking Day

Naughty Truth or Dare, Ladies?'

Naughty Truth or Dare, Ladies?

Repeat after me: Feminism is a lie!'

Repeat after me: Feminism is a lie!

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Your gf's and her bestie's idea of a fun night out

Treated with as much dignity as any cunt deserves'

Treated with as much dignity as any cunt deserves

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