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I hired you because you would look prettier on your knees'

I hired you because you would look prettier on your knees

Never Have I Ever'

Never Have I Ever

Daily check-in whores, yes or no? If you have tell us about it, if not make sure you get fucking to it.'

Daily check-in whores, yes or no? If you have tell us about it, if not make sure you get fucking to it.

After your buddy tells you to look after his fiance at the Xmas party...'

After your buddy tells you to look after his fiance at the Xmas party...

When was the last time you had this point of view? Or still waiting for this day?'

When was the last time you had this point of view? Or still waiting for this day?

She will make you forget that you have a dick of your own!'

She will make you forget that you have a dick of your own!

Assist Your Master in Dominating Her'

Assist Your Master in Dominating Her

It Ends Up Feeling To Good To Stop, You Spend Hours Doing It'

It Ends Up Feeling To Good To Stop, You Spend Hours Doing It

A changed man'

Always gotta help family out'

Always gotta help family out

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