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Would you break up with her?'

Would you break up with her?

I got some dick pics and I liked them'

I got some dick pics and I liked them

Wakey wakey!'

Always room for more of you cunts'

Always room for more of you cunts

I treat my son like royalty when he visits'

I treat my son like royalty when he visits

Daddy gives the best piano lessons'

Daddy gives the best piano lessons

You're only meant to drain balls.'

You're only meant to drain balls.

Your roommate made a fair deal with your gf'

Your roommate made a fair deal with your gf

Fat men are still superior'

Fat men are still superior

Always'

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