Being able to track, trap and subdue the largest specimens around is a point of pride for me

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I Felt So Bad for My Son’s Teacher, He Had to Deal with My Bully Son Every Fucking Day'

I Felt So Bad for My Son’s Teacher, He Had to Deal with My Bully Son Every Fucking Day

Always gotta help family out'

Always gotta help family out

My idea of romance'

My idea of romance

This apply for every member on your family! Have you guys Made a mistake like this with your family? 🤭'

This apply for every member on your family! Have you guys Made a mistake like this with your family? 🤭

Mommy needs some hot seeds'

Mommy needs some hot seeds

dads are the best when it comes to discipline'

Dads are the best when it comes to discipline

She wanted you back in her life, and now she has you for the next eighteen years...'

She wanted you back in her life, and now she has you for the next eighteen years...

100 bucks are 100 bucks'

100 bucks are 100 bucks

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