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What is your worth?'

What is your worth?

And I thought it was BAD luck inviting exes to your wedding!!!'

And I thought it was BAD luck inviting exes to your wedding!!!

I'm showing myself to his friend as a revenge...'

I'm showing myself to his friend as a revenge...

So that’s why she insisted you work on New Years..'

So that’s why she insisted you work on New Years..

You’re getting married in a week, but your soon-to-be husband is too busy knocking up your slut friend to write his wedding vows.'

You’re getting married in a week, but your soon-to-be husband is too busy knocking up your slut friend to write his wedding vows.

I was a little suspicious when she said the last exercise was to fuck her, but I wasn't going to question a professional. She wouldn't let me stop until I came in her'

I was a little suspicious when she said the last exercise was to fuck her, but I wasn't going to question a professional. She wouldn't let me stop until I came in her

She brought her friend from school to prove a point. 🖤'

She brought her friend from school to prove a point. 🖤

White Girls Know About BBC (BNWO)'

White Girls Know About BBC (BNWO)

She's been busy'

She's been busy

Valentine's gift'

Valentine's gift

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