Am I the only one? ;) <3

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Drooling thinking about it'

Drooling thinking about it

Had to take the opportunity'

Had to take the opportunity

You love when he says exactly what you want to hear...'

You love when he says exactly what you want to hear...

Like a girl'

Sometimes it was before she was dropped home from the bar and other times it was just for a quick meet up'

Sometimes it was before she was dropped home from the bar and other times it was just for a quick meet up

We went on vacation without my father and what happened...'

We went on vacation without my father and what happened...

You are just an object'

You are just an object

Not many at all.'

Not many at all.

Terrible defeat of Wonder Woman ;)'

Terrible defeat of Wonder Woman ;)

Abuse Yourself'

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