Always the ex and never you.

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It’s amazing what a GenZ slut will do for an older man’s approval.'

It’s amazing what a GenZ slut will do for an older man’s approval.

It won’t happen again'

It won’t happen again

My GF’s texts to her bestie about a guy she met when we broke up'

My GF’s texts to her bestie about a guy she met when we broke up

what is a woman? there's no women, these are dumb things that walk on earth with 3 holes & 2 tits, it must be kicked, punched, thrown, pissed on, beaten, bruised until it cries & pass out.'

What is a woman? there's no women, these are dumb things that walk on earth with 3 holes & 2 tits, it must be kicked, punched, thrown, pissed on, beaten, bruised until it cries & pass out.

I'm gonna have to start betting with my bud more often I think...'

I'm gonna have to start betting with my bud more often I think...

I just know my bud would appreciate my company much more….that’s all! Still totally str8!'

I just know my bud would appreciate my company much more….that’s all! Still totally str8!

Lucky girls'

Don't look away whore.'

Don't look away whore.

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Anal GIF by alyssa33

Men are always superior'

Men are always superior

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