All that makeup can't change the inevitable.

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Milf's Ultimate Cure for Your Hard-On Blues'

Milf's Ultimate Cure for Your Hard-On Blues

Right?'

My boss always told me my interrogation methods were... unorthodox... Though so far I had no complaints.'

My boss always told me my interrogation methods were... unorthodox... Though so far I had no complaints.

Best Kind Of GF'

Best Kind Of GF

You love being educated, don't you?'

You love being educated, don't you?

"Bro, I got an idea to get rich... we just have to dress up a little"'

"Bro, I got an idea to get rich... we just have to dress up a little"

Your girlfriends been working overtime'

Your girlfriends been working overtime

Noisy neighbor'

Does your cunt keep saying no? Here’s an easy trick: stop asking her!'

Does your cunt keep saying no? Here’s an easy trick: stop asking her!

(F19) missing anal 🙁'

(F19) missing anal 🙁

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