Admit it, you're born to be a messy fuck toy, aren't you?

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A new guy just moved into our neighboorhood and I heard he's a former NFL player.'

A new guy just moved into our neighboorhood and I heard he's a former NFL player.

Celebrate it properly'

Celebrate it properly

Don't fight it, sweetie. You look so much better when you stop thinking and do as I say 😘'

Don't fight it, sweetie. You look so much better when you stop thinking and do as I say 😘

Like a girl'

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He always told us that you were a whore. I guess it just takes a couple of drinks at a Christmas party to find out for myself.'

He always told us that you were a whore. I guess it just takes a couple of drinks at a Christmas party to find out for myself.

Younger sister had a surprise for her brother'

Younger sister had a surprise for her brother

It's no fun if you're not squealing 🥰'

It's no fun if you're not squealing 🥰

You are an idiot if you think they booked seperate rooms 😆'

You are an idiot if you think they booked seperate rooms 😆

Resistance is futile'

Resistance is futile

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