A Pounding New Year ahead

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Protect yourself against cancer, get pregnant'

Protect yourself against cancer, get pregnant

Your daughter got pulled over while visiting your hometown. Turns out the dickhead who made your life miserable in high school is a cop there'

Your daughter got pulled over while visiting your hometown. Turns out the dickhead who made your life miserable in high school is a cop there

You're trying your hardest'

You're trying your hardest

Be right back'

She has different tastes...'

She has different tastes...

not intelligent'

Not intelligent

She didn't deserve you bud'

She didn't deserve you bud

I love when my buds sleepover. We literally just play video games in the basement all night… and nothing else…'

I love when my buds sleepover. We literally just play video games in the basement all night… and nothing else…

Life is all about new experiences, isn't it?'

Life is all about new experiences, isn't it?

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