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Hope he’s done soon'

Hope he’s done soon

this is how I made a deal with my step dad'

This is how I made a deal with my step dad

My daughters time in college was well spent'

My daughters time in college was well spent

Communication is key'

Communication is key

You are just a stupid set of holes anyway. A fleshlight with a pulse.'

You are just a stupid set of holes anyway. A fleshlight with a pulse.

Good Morning Slut, who is next?'

Good Morning Slut, who is next?

Seems the only thing the women in the house had in common was wanting daddy's cock'

Seems the only thing the women in the house had in common was wanting daddy's cock

Helping out a Bro?'

Helping out a Bro?

Isn't this how y'all try to pretend? Strong outside, Slutty inside just like her'

Isn't this how y'all try to pretend? Strong outside, Slutty inside just like her

Even though she is crying like a little bitch, she will come back for more.'

Even though she is crying like a little bitch, she will come back for more.

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