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It's this easy to brainwash... brainless animals.'

It's this easy to brainwash... brainless animals.

Did your wife find a loop hole??'

Did your wife find a loop hole??

This is how I thank your friends for taking me home. You call it cheating, I call it being polite'

This is how I thank your friends for taking me home. You call it cheating, I call it being polite

This isn't his fault. Blame his GF?👀💦'

This isn't his fault. Blame his GF?👀💦

Gender traitors are a man’s best friend'

Gender traitors are a man’s best friend

Competition is the best way to gain respect among your peers'

Competition is the best way to gain respect among your peers

my mouth is always available for uncle'

My mouth is always available for uncle

Do you believe in magic?'

Do you believe in magic?

Going over to bud’s house to watch the Superbowl! Just hanging out watching the game, nothing else…'

Going over to bud’s house to watch the Superbowl! Just hanging out watching the game, nothing else…

Nothing more than objects of amusement'

Nothing more than objects of amusement

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