A collection of the lies your sweet innocent gf tells you during her semester abroad

Caption Cheat Cheating Cheating wife/ girlfriend Jia Lissa Vacation

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Valid and easier!'

Valid and easier!

Your buds were now the proud owners of a brand-new sissy ...

Treat her the way she wants to be treated. If you wish this were you, come in here and comment "I'm a stupid cunt".'

Treat her the way she wants to be treated. If you wish this were you, come in here and comment "I'm a stupid cunt".

Who's a good lil (big titty) fleshlight?'

Who's a good lil (big titty) fleshlight?

My parenting methods aren't very effective'

My parenting methods aren't very effective

So gentle'

CNC daughter'

You did try'

"Bud, I told you. You giving me a blowjob won't get me hard."😵‍💫'

"Bud, I told you. You giving me a blowjob won't get me hard."😵‍💫

Your wife cheated the night before the wedding...'

Your wife cheated the night before the wedding...

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