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It’s not gay if we’re drunk.'

It’s not gay if we’re drunk.

Your first mistake was thinking she’d actually stay loyal while she’s away at college'

Your first mistake was thinking she’d actually stay loyal while she’s away at college

Good girls make more good girls'

Good girls make more good girls

Once trauma was just a mental state, but now it's your identity.'

Once trauma was just a mental state, but now it's your identity.

i cheated on my bf on Christmas and he cried so bad, turns out he got me an engagement ring, oopsss'

I cheated on my bf on Christmas and he cried so bad, turns out he got me an engagement ring, oopsss

it was a long time ago and she didn't know you were serious yet'

It was a long time ago and she didn't know you were serious yet

Why did we ever stop bathing together, Daddy?'

Why did we ever stop bathing together, Daddy?

The tongue is a muscle and it needs a good workout like any other muscle... The cock is another muscle that also needs a good workout'

The tongue is a muscle and it needs a good workout like any other muscle... The cock is another muscle that also needs a good workout

Spoiled brat 2 M/S'

Spoiled brat 2 M/S

I didn’t pay for your drink for no reason! This is how you pay me back.'

I didn’t pay for your drink for no reason! This is how you pay me back.

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