🎉 No more balls hitting my chin after that ball drops in Times Square... I'm serious this year 🎊

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My sweet princess'

My sweet princess

He is just an old friend'

He is just an old friend

my friend's girlfriend always heard us talk about "what we like in a woman" every time I talked about how one of the important things was to have beautiful feet with or without socks, yesterday we were alone and she asked me for an opinion.'

My friend's girlfriend always heard us talk about "what we like in a woman" every time I talked about how one of the important things was to have beautiful feet with or without socks, yesterday we were alone and she asked me for an opinion.

Good morning and goodnight 🍻'

Good morning and goodnight 🍻

This is you when you receive *potentially offensive message*'

This is you when you receive *potentially offensive message*

A Star is Born'

Family event'

Naughty siblings'

Naughty siblings

When Your Wife Is the Real Closer in Your Business'

When Your Wife Is the Real Closer in Your Business

Be like this slut and get used with a smile. Be happy that you are being useful whore'

Be like this slut and get used with a smile. Be happy that you are being useful whore

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