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I swear it’s totally str8 because it won’t ever leave my office, that I fucked your girly ass! It’s our secret!
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It’s not gay, you are just embracing your cosplay as a female pornstar! I am just helping you out…
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The plan was to jump scare our friend for a video... This vid might have to stay private
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I never have time for breakfast, no matter how early I wake up 🥞🥓
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You aren’t being gay, you are just helping me feel better…anyway possible! So I appreciate it!
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I swear it’s not gay to help me out buddy….why would I lie? I am just so big, that I need an extra hand….or mouth👀
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Saturday night loneliness
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I swear it’s not gay, no one will ever find out how girly and submissive you were for me on holiday….
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Trying to cheer up my friend
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It’s not gay, you can’t be homeless so will do anything for some extra time to get the rent!
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I mean I swear It wasn’t gay if we didn’t get caught…but now…now I don’t know😳
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It’s not gay, I am just proving you wrong!
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As the only bud that's not married, the burden is on me to keep the crew together
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HMU for customs 😈
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I can't help but be inspired by this powerful beacon of human possibility
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Nothing gay here I just enjoy my dessert
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Lending your friend a hand seems innocent enough
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It’s not gay, you are just helping out a friend in need!
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Don't trust anything that happens on April 1st
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I love it like I love a painting 😍 🖼️ or a song 🥰 🎶 There's nothing sexual about this... 😘 🍆
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The point of going to the gym is to get throbbing muscles, right?
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It’s not gay, you are just doing what your boss asked!
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Why do I hear clapping sounds behind me....?
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It's not gay... it's just revenge!
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Is it still straight when she has a little more?
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It’s not gay you’re just giving me a new kind of massage buddy….
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It’s not gay now put this mask on and honor the bet like a man!
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Think fast
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It’s not gay at all! Because it looks so str8 therefore it has to be str8 buddy!
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I swear I am not gay, I just wanted to know what a rimjob felt like…that’s why I didn’t stop them!
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Throbbing man parts only dominate brief encounters... When we're done I swallow the moment and it's forgotten
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It’s not gay, I am just helping you check your form…this is the best way to do it!
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It’s not gay, if you are just “problem solving” for me…it’s called being slu-helpful! 😅
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I talk too much, but I'm working on it
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Its part of bet bro, be sure
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It’s not gay if we don’t even remember what went down….right?👀
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I really want people to see me as a straight guy
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It’s not gay, you are just being the most supportive and helpful friend around!
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I swear it’s not gay bud! We aren’t even near each other…so how could it be! We are just totally “str8” jerkbuds! So keep shaking that ass for me!
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Don't trust your bully on April fool's day
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You were too honest!
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I mean you’re right it’s not gay but I just didn’t think you’d want my fat cock this much buddy…you just keep coming back!
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