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Itâs not gay, if you are just âproblem solvingâ for meâŚitâs called being slu-helpful! đ
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I talk too much, but I'm working on it
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Its part of bet bro, be sure
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Itâs not gay if we donât even remember what went downâŚ.right?đ
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I really want people to see me as a straight guy
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Itâs not gay, you are just being the most supportive and helpful friend around!
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I swear itâs not gay bud! We arenât even near each otherâŚso how could it be! We are just totally âstr8â jerkbuds! So keep shaking that ass for me!
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Don't trust your bully on April fool's day
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You were too honest!
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I mean youâre right itâs not gay but I just didnât think youâd want my fat cock this much buddyâŚyou just keep coming back!
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Itâs not gay if you both get cock shockedâŚas that makes it clear thatâs just how you react to a big alpha cock like mine! So donât worry!
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Unconventional treatment methods in action
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Yoga Practice is Yielding Results
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You need to be hard when lathering up, I thought everyone knew that bro đđ§ź
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Making these captions is just a little creative expression, they don't reflect my sexuality in anyway đ°
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Monsters are out there, they walk amongst us... Beware of those dangerous inches
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This is only about making quality content bro, that's all
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Itâs totally str8, you are just being helpful as my arms are just fatigued and sore! Thank you bud!
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I made these "straight" captions for you
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You arenât mad about it
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Since when is it a problem for straight guys to show off their new clothes to their friends
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Itâs not gay, you are just being my human alarm clockâŚ.I love being woke up by you!
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Little black dress turned him into a little blonde slutâŚ
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You just like helping out your buds, thatâs itâŚ
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Itâs not gay when she has more than other girls!!
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Itâs not gay to get cock shockedâŚ.donât worryđ
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Itâs totally str8 because I never go inside you buddyâŚdonât worry!
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Iâd buy all my wifeâs DVDs.
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Itâs not gay, you are just helping him get over her!
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Straight male affection should be celebrated
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You are totally str8âŚyou are just a hard worker and will do anything to make me (the boss) happy!
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Stop just spectatin' and dive into the action, broâwatchin' ain't the same as feelin'
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Itâs not gay at all! You just clearly relate more with herâŚwhich is fine buddy! You do have similar assesâŚ
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Finally a day when we can suck our bros and still be straight!
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It's not gay if he uses you to cool off
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Still think your "straight" sissy?
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Itâs totally str8 if you are just helping me out buddy!
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He might throw his marriage away without your assistance
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It's not gay if you're just helping a bro out!
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If you subtract a đ from a đ that equals not gay, this isn't algebra guys
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Focus
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He's so right
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