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It's not gay if you're winning
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She never gets tired of hearing it
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You are very tense lately, let me help...
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You aren’t gay, you just love being a good reddit friend👀
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Salt water is bad for you, drink this instead
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Dildos doesnt count right?
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What does power feel like surging in the palm of your hand? What does power taste like?
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Everyone knows about blood pressure, but cock pressure is just as serious... If you don't manage it properly things get explosive
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The bro aftermath 😳
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Is low hanging balls the name of a yoga position bro?
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Have you ever witnessed true bro bonding in person? 👀
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Always thought you were alpha until a real alpha made you different.
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That one friend...
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We all said "eww gross, that's so weird and gay" at first, but now we can't cum without some cock. I still love tits though... as long as it's glazed in semen 🤤
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The Dangers of Self Bondage
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Some of those old school games are fucking fun
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Not a real dick so its straight right?
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Who else wants these captions to be real life?
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Even though I just had a baby, I’m still a “hotwife” ready to pick up horny men.
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5'5 and under..sorry boys. yes it includes me
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A picture is worth a thousand words
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Inspiration can cum from anywhere, just keep your mouth open
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A good bud is always down to help you look your best
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A guy being taller than you doesn't mean he's better than you, this is no different
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Pineapple cocktails by the pool... I miss summer so much
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They are much harder to say..
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Mind control pole? Stop being ridiculous bro
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Your wife is her boss’s fantasy
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All good things cum to those who wait…
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If you're blessed with a lot it's selfish not to share with those who have less
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I can't help having genetics that make my ass fat asf bro 🙄
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Consider this before you judge me. A gay guy would be deepthroating this long bro pole
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He passed out my number?
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You love your wife sending you selfies covered in cum
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I can stop it whenever I want.
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It’s not gay as long as we keep it a secret!👀
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And there’s no paywall!
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Absolutely! 💯
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Porn got you hard, I'm just the finisher
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