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I hope my bud likes it...'

I hope my bud likes it...

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We're still totally straight though, right?'

We're still totally straight though, right?

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Really, what's the worst that can happen bud?'

Really, what's the worst that can happen bud?

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Trust me, I've done it many times and I'm still straight!'

Trust me, I've done it many times and I'm still straight!

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"Average bud hangouts in 2025..."'

"Average bud hangouts in 2025..."

Nothing gay about supporting your bud when he's lonely'

Nothing gay about supporting your bud when he's lonely

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Can't let silly little mistakes ruin our straight jerk session...'

Can't let silly little mistakes ruin our straight jerk session...

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Wait bud, what were we arguing about again?'

Wait bud, what were we arguing about again?

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A way to pay rent'

A way to pay rent

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It's not gay to help your bud fulfill his fantasies, someone has to do it...'

It's not gay to help your bud fulfill his fantasies, someone has to do it...

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Sharing is caring!'

Sharing is caring!

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I'm gonna have to start betting with my bud more often I think...'

I'm gonna have to start betting with my bud more often I think...

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I just want to avoid making a mess, this is still totally straight!'

I just want to avoid making a mess, this is still totally straight!

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It's not gay if your bud is just getting revenge, you asked for it...'

It's not gay if your bud is just getting revenge, you asked for it...

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Straight buds need to look out for each other!'

Straight buds need to look out for each other!

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What? Straight friends can't even try and look good for each other?'

What? Straight friends can't even try and look good for each other?

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Accidents happen bro, I'll be more careful next time... 🙄'

Accidents happen bro, I'll be more careful next time... 🙄

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The dangers of having such a fuckable ass when you invite your bud over for a bit of yoga...'

The dangers of having such a fuckable ass when you invite your bud over for a bit of yoga...

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Makes perfect sense, my bud would never lie to me!'

Makes perfect sense, my bud would never lie to me!

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It's not gay if you just let it happen...'

It's not gay if you just let it happen...

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My goon bro let me borrow his toys...and mouth'

My goon bro let me borrow his toys...and mouth

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Now he makes you dress up when it’s time to jerk off.'

Now he makes you dress up when it’s time to jerk off.

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You're 100% straight bro'

You're 100% straight bro

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After party hours out side the club with your bud when everyone left'

After party hours out side the club with your bud when everyone left

THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE'

THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE

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Femboy roommate wants to help me goon since my gf won't'

Femboy roommate wants to help me goon since my gf won't

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It starts as friends...'

It starts as friends...

When it's time for a feed, drop to your knees'

When it's time for a feed, drop to your knees

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