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You might have to get a flat one for you!

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It's not like there are any written rules about being straight, make your own limits...'

It's not like there are any written rules about being straight, make your own limits...

Submissive married woman offers herself to her husband's bully boss.'

Submissive married woman offers herself to her husband's bully boss.

Is small penis a problem?'

Is small penis a problem?

She makes a deeply appealing argument that's gender appropriate'

She makes a deeply appealing argument that's gender appropriate

I'm torn between which man I should be with'

I'm torn between which man I should be with

It’s not gay if you were dared! You just don’t back down from a dare…no matter what happens👀'

It’s not gay if you were dared! You just don’t back down from a dare…no matter what happens👀

“Anyone can play with my cheeks honey, that doesn’t count as cheating”'

“Anyone can play with my cheeks honey, that doesn’t count as cheating”

You're a little curious...'

You're a little curious...

Who told you that you can breathe without my permission?'

Who told you that you can breathe without my permission?

Your wife was then so passionate about oral sex. Parents downstairs or not, she didn't really care.'

Your wife was then so passionate about oral sex. Parents downstairs or not, she didn't really care.

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