You asked the landlord the cheapest way to pay for the housework...... picture 1 of 1

You asked the landlord the cheapest way to pay for the housework......

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If you don't meet your man's needs...another whore definitely will. Remember that.'

If you don't meet your man's needs...another whore definitely will. Remember that.

You bet your neighbour 1000 bucks that your wife is very loyal and she would kick him if tried something with her.'

You bet your neighbour 1000 bucks that your wife is very loyal and she would kick him if tried something with her.

Nothing against you, but I really wanna fuck your girlfriend'

Nothing against you, but I really wanna fuck your girlfriend

Your Girlfriend cheated on you with your dad...'

Your Girlfriend cheated on you with your dad...

average uber experience'

Average uber experience

This is who you are now. <3'

This is who you are now. <3

Whenever my wife is driving me insane, I take our daughter up to the roof and slam my dick balls-deep down her throat to release tension!'

Whenever my wife is driving me insane, I take our daughter up to the roof and slam my dick balls-deep down her throat to release tension!

You’re not meant to think. Just submit, obey and serve like a good little whore'

You’re not meant to think. Just submit, obey and serve like a good little whore

I went on a date with this guy at school. We were in the car and he showed me his cock, it was so small, I got out and took a taxi home. I couldn't wait to get home and hop on a real man's cock. There's no cock like Daddy's cock.'

I went on a date with this guy at school. We were in the car and he showed me his cock, it was so small, I got out and took a taxi home. I couldn't wait to get home and hop on a real man's cock. There's no cock like Daddy's cock.

Teacher knows how to motivate'

Teacher knows how to motivate

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