You almost made it home from the beach picture 1 of 1

You almost made it home from the beach

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A towel? No, I have your tongue.'

A towel? No, I have your tongue.

Don’t forget to say thank you'

Don’t forget to say thank you

Oh Fuck! That's The Spot... More, More!'

Oh Fuck! That's The Spot... More, More!

Bad move 🍆💦'

Bad move 🍆💦

Actions speak louder than words'

Actions speak louder than words

Another man gets to enjoy this view of your wife'

Another man gets to enjoy this view of your wife

Nothing noteworthy to see here, just a dumb happy wriggling asswipe.'

Nothing noteworthy to see here, just a dumb happy wriggling asswipe.

Kindness goes a very very long way. Like 18yrs long.'

Kindness goes a very very long way. Like 18yrs long.

Have you ever met someone just slightly better?'

Have you ever met someone just slightly better?

You weren’t cut out to make decisions, sweetheart… keeping you close, and leashed? It’s for your own good ❤️'

You weren’t cut out to make decisions, sweetheart… keeping you close, and leashed? It’s for your own good ❤️

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