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totally straight'

Totally straight

i’m a stupid fuckhole.'

I’m a stupid fuckhole.

Still straight if no one finds out'

Still straight if no one finds out

She's asked you many more times since'

She's asked you many more times since

Whoops, you never know what she’s actually doing…'

Whoops, you never know what she’s actually doing…

I pick mom.'

hubby paid for this'

Hubby paid for this

She Needs A Liter A Day To Be Healthy!'

She Needs A Liter A Day To Be Healthy!

It's not gay to thank someone who helped you out.'

It's not gay to thank someone who helped you out.

It's not gay if your brain stopped working!'

It's not gay if your brain stopped working!

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