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Repeat after me: Please turn my brain off'

Repeat after me: Please turn my brain off

I'm about to introduce this huge BBC to my divorced mom'

I'm about to introduce this huge BBC to my divorced mom

Daddy will administer discipline when rules are broken'

Daddy will administer discipline when rules are broken

Sorry about your relationship ;)'

Sorry about your relationship ;)

This is what sluts love the most: parties with your friends when you’re not around.'

This is what sluts love the most: parties with your friends when you’re not around.

Wifey's Sneaky BBC Tease Got Me Throbbing'

Wifey's Sneaky BBC Tease Got Me Throbbing

Think those grades got you here? Naughty girl, we both know what skills really earned your spot...'

Think those grades got you here? Naughty girl, we both know what skills really earned your spot...

Isn’t he thoughtful babe?'

Isn’t he thoughtful babe?

he own you now sissy, and you absolutely love it'

He own you now sissy, and you absolutely love it

If only you knew it was her that made the excuse too'

If only you knew it was her that made the excuse too

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