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Totally still straight if it's that big AND outside...right?

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It's totally straight to just dream, right?'

It's totally straight to just dream, right?

i'll pay someone to do it if i have to'

I'll pay someone to do it if i have to

It can be very hit or miss when you try to defuse explosive situations 💦😳'

It can be very hit or miss when you try to defuse explosive situations 💦😳

I wonder if my brother would mind hearing me masturbate'

I wonder if my brother would mind hearing me masturbate

Any and all that daddy provides for you, slut ;-)'

Any and all that daddy provides for you, slut ;-)

As nature intended it to be.'

As nature intended it to be.

Well bro, what are you waiting for now? Suck my cock.'

Well bro, what are you waiting for now? Suck my cock.

Weird how my gf and the guy from the club who was hitting on her both disappeared at the same time.'

Weird how my gf and the guy from the club who was hitting on her both disappeared at the same time.

Every day...like COCKwork. Lol!'

Every day...like COCKwork. Lol!

Your dad is so nice to me. He took me out for lunch yesterday.'

Your dad is so nice to me. He took me out for lunch yesterday.

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