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Being a med student is not that easy'

Being a med student is not that easy

Women can be selfish bitches, witches and attention leeches, sellout snitches, unworthy of your riches nor inches, so ignore em till their mind glitches & string them up by the cold beaches till their body twitches.'

Women can be selfish bitches, witches and attention leeches, sellout snitches, unworthy of your riches nor inches, so ignore em till their mind glitches & string them up by the cold beaches till their body twitches.

Definitely an understatement.'

Definitely an understatement.

Sleeping doesn't exempt you from your duties'

Sleeping doesn't exempt you from your duties

car crash - hit and run pt1'

Car crash - hit and run pt1

Now you're gonna be short $500, your girlfriend, and your dignity'

Now you're gonna be short $500, your girlfriend, and your dignity

Hot Maid - Autumn Falls'

Hot Maid - Autumn Falls

That's what your body is meant for'

That's what your body is meant for

Now that I think about it. Her body really is made for that'

Now that I think about it. Her body really is made for that

Smart sister'

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