Texts I sent my buddy while “dropping off” his wife after our group trip. picture 1 of 1

Texts I sent my buddy while “dropping off” his wife after our group trip.

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You don't have to like it: you have to shut up and take it like a good fleshlight'

You don't have to like it: you have to shut up and take it like a good fleshlight

POV: you're my boss and I'm taking off your wedding ring so you can fuck me raw while your wife doesn't suspect a thing.'

POV: you're my boss and I'm taking off your wedding ring so you can fuck me raw while your wife doesn't suspect a thing.

[F/D] Some say I spoil my little princess too much.'

[F/D] Some say I spoil my little princess too much.

Potentially offensive message'

Potentially offensive message

If your roommate never shuts up you have to handle him the right way or else you'll never get a moment of peace'

If your roommate never shuts up you have to handle him the right way or else you'll never get a moment of peace

Hopefully he’ll keep to his side of the deal'

Hopefully he’ll keep to his side of the deal

[M/S] A supportive son'

[M/S] A supportive son

New Generals Assistant'

New Generals Assistant

Just say it'

Resistance is futile'

Resistance is futile

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