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Taking applications to be my work assistant

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I think we can all agree on that...'

I think we can all agree on that...

Just for the THRILL of it!'

Just for the THRILL of it!

The dildo won’t satisfy your urges.'

The dildo won’t satisfy your urges.

Gf: baby I'm going to spend the afternoon with your friends. I want to get to know them better so we all can hang out together'

Gf: baby I'm going to spend the afternoon with your friends. I want to get to know them better so we all can hang out together

A whores purpose'

A whores purpose

After your buddy tells you to look after his fiance at the Xmas party...'

After your buddy tells you to look after his fiance at the Xmas party...

My roommate wouldn't resist me, I mean my anime character (cosplay).'

My roommate wouldn't resist me, I mean my anime character (cosplay).

A guy being taller than you doesn't mean he's better than you, this is no different'

A guy being taller than you doesn't mean he's better than you, this is no different

Daughter lessons: good things happen when you tell your Dad how you really feel…'

Daughter lessons: good things happen when you tell your Dad how you really feel…

you can’t rape a object'

You can’t rape a object

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