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So let's get you locked up!

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Dad was always bitching about Mom's constant indecision, but he wouldn't step up and take charge. I did though.'

Dad was always bitching about Mom's constant indecision, but he wouldn't step up and take charge. I did though.

He loves the lingerie you got for your GF.....'

He loves the lingerie you got for your GF.....

I want you dripping when I get home'

I want you dripping when I get home

Gravity's Got Nothing on This Drop'

Gravity's Got Nothing on This Drop

Wine changed their lives.'

Wine changed their lives.

Older sisters are their little brothers toys'

Older sisters are their little brothers toys

every time you see your husband, you feel me inside you all over again - #marriedwomencumharder'

Every time you see your husband, you feel me inside you all over again - #marriedwomencumharder

Can I?'

Your neighbor bet he could beat you in a game of basketball. If you won you’d get $300, but if he won he’d “get your wife for the day”. You thought it was a sleazy bet but before you could reject your wife agreed to it. You didn’t fully understand why until she started tripping you during the game..'

Your neighbor bet he could beat you in a game of basketball. If you won you’d get $300, but if he won he’d “get your wife for the day”. You thought it was a sleazy bet but before you could reject your wife agreed to it. You didn’t fully understand why until she started tripping you during the game..

Gone Kayaking'

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