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Next time she wants a gift, give the slut a pair of sweaty goggles and a sperm donation'

Next time she wants a gift, give the slut a pair of sweaty goggles and a sperm donation

Many times. I want men cumming everywhere!'

Many times. I want men cumming everywhere!

Seeing how pathetic you are crawling on the floor makes me want to hurt you even more'

Seeing how pathetic you are crawling on the floor makes me want to hurt you even more

It's not cheating if you swallow all the evidence'

It's not cheating if you swallow all the evidence

i got cheated on and i still wont break up with my bf... i guess he owns me'

I got cheated on and i still wont break up with my bf... i guess he owns me

She wants equal pay as the boss'

She wants equal pay as the boss

I need a bitch that's dedicated to drain dick no matter what'

I need a bitch that's dedicated to drain dick no matter what

Now that I think about it. Her body really is made for that'

Now that I think about it. Her body really is made for that

Serve the patriarchy'

Serve the patriarchy

You are inferior'

You are inferior

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