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She loves how much you hate being downsized.

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If you’re viewing this, it’s too late'

If you’re viewing this, it’s too late

Half the sluts here right now are fantasising like this…'

Half the sluts here right now are fantasising like this…

Your friend has a great plan to get you both laid'

Your friend has a great plan to get you both laid

Best friend had a bad day'

Best friend had a bad day

Ugh idk why but I’ve been on some gay shit tonight lowkey'

Ugh idk why but I’ve been on some gay shit tonight lowkey

When times got tough, our kinks got wilder. Pop a pill, swap the goods—now I'm the one craving creampies!'

When times got tough, our kinks got wilder. Pop a pill, swap the goods—now I'm the one craving creampies!

I'll be Fucking the Handyman and you better Watch it'

I'll be Fucking the Handyman and you better Watch it

we get weaker. He gets stronger.'

We get weaker. He gets stronger.

You just can't compare to him'

You just can't compare to him

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